http://www.usachatnow.com/community/blog/category/recreation/ Blog categories... http://www.usachatnow.com/community/maglight/blog/bubble-bath/ There is nothing I enjoy more than soaking in a nice hot bubble bath. Most ladies know how impossible it is to shave your legs standing up in the show... The bubble bath is just what the name implies. Perfect for shaving all your lady bits, slip your hair up and slap on a facial mask. Hell grab a beer and make it an experience.
The medical bath is for that time of the month. The heat soaks away your cramps, and you can’t get out till the water turns pink. Bubbles are not a must but it makes the pink water more tolerable. You need two Midol and a bottle of water.
The recovery bath is all about hydration. You drank too much the night before, and you may or may not have stomach contents in your hair. Still too drunk to stand up in the shower you hop into the recovery bath. You might need to abstain from any sort of shaving activities at this point depending on the level of inebriation. Let me stress again this bath is not for hygiene but recovery from a night of debauchery. You are going to need a giant bottle of water and Gatorade, Advil, and some salty snacks.
The sexy bath is when you need to wash a particular part of your body really thoroughly. You have to get your dirty body clean, freak. Bubbles are required, and candles are recommended. You will need a hand towel, a lady porn novel, and a relaxing beverage. If you have waterproof accessories who is anybody to judge you? Get your freak on girl!
Some possible complications that may arise during bath time can be easily remedied.
• What if the water gets cold? Are you prune-y? Do your lady parts ache yet? No??? You aren’t done. Let half the water out and refill.
• I like to shower with my partner, any tips? Yes, don’t. But if you must make sure you use less water, vigorous activity will lead to major splashing.
• What if the phone rings? Well I know from experience that callers can hear the water splashing. If you make the decision to answer the phone in the tub, you need to make it clear they just interrupted you from reaching your orgasm.
• What if I need to pee? No go. Hold it. This isn’t the shower, nasty!
• What if your dog wants to get in the bubble bath with you? Let them, it’s too damn cute.
• What if I accidently fart? This is tricky. You have to decide if you are too disgusted with your own fart water to continue. This might be an occurrence that is devastating to your bath time experience.
So the next time your kids or husband annoy the shit out of you, hop on into the bathtub and DARE someone to interrupt.]]> http://www.usachatnow.com/community/maglight/blog/bubble-bath/ Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:19:36 +0000 MAGS http://www.usachatnow.com/community/jisagar/blog/about-love/ Expect nothing in return. It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for the sake of love. Realize that someone may ... Expect nothing in return. It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for the sake of love. Realize that someone may have a different way of showing his or her love for you, do not expect to be loved back in exactly the same way. http://www.usachatnow.com/community/jisagar/blog/about-love/ Wed, 16 Jun 2010 08:42:50 +0000 jisagar