Depends on the mood, my turn ons vary greatly.

People who eat disgustingly. People who fart in public (even though its funny to see reactions), people with high pitched voices, people who say "like" alot, preppy people, "emo" people, people who lie about their lives, people who mope about how bad their lives are when someone else has it way worse, people who frustrate and piss me off. ...15% of the worlds population in other words.

I'm bored with my life.