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The Gift
Posted December 10, 2009 by RickyRocker

December, 1975 and my 9-year old spirit was as low as the Missouri thermometer. But the simplest of gifts

 warmed the heart of not only myself, but my family for decades. Following divorce, my mother had recently

moved to Texas so this was to be our first Christmas apart since my birth.  One of my favorite holiday

activites was shopping with mom to find just the perfect Christmas present for my maternal grandparents,

but of course this year that was not to be.  My dad and I had a difficult relationship, even at that early age,

so though he had legal custody I spent as many weekends, school breaks, and other days with my

grandparents as possible.  It was the thought of not having a gift for my beloved grandma that hurt most of

all.  One weekend shortly before Christmas my grandpa finally coaxed out of me the reason for my somber

mood during this season of joy.  "You know son" he said " we can go buy something for your grandma, but I

have a better idea. Lets go out to the garage."  Out into the cold we went, behind the garage where some scrap

lumber included a pine stump about  a foot long -- the leftover trimmed from this years Christmas tree.  "I think

your grandma sure could use a good candleholder, don't you son" he said "bring that little log into the garage."

Out of the tool chest came a family heirloom in its own right, my great-grandfathers antique hand-cranked

drill.  So, while grandpa gently guided my hands and applied the needed pressure, I cranked away until two

fine-looking holes were made.  "Grandpa, thats great" I exclaimed "but I wanna make it even better!"  In a flash

I was off like St. Nick, sneaking past grandma to the toybox for some red and green crayons. "Just what are you

two up to out there son?" she asked. "Oh, uhhm, nothing grandma" I answered with a mirthful glint in my eye.

Back to the garage, where another thirty minutes of careful work on each end of the pine produced satisfactoy

hues of evergreen and crimson.  The three wisemen from the Orient couldn't have felt more pride, as I marched

my gift into the house and presented it to grandma.  "Oh my!" she softly exclaimed as her tears flowed and

my face beamed like the star of Bethlehem.  Years later I came to realize the tears of joy were not only for the

treasured gift, but for the rekindled Christmas spirit in her grandson.  For the next 38 years that old pine log

covered in crayon and with two discount-store candles stuck in it, was always the centerpiece of my

grandparents holiday decorations.  Invariably any guests who paid the least notice to it were told the story

of its creation in reverent tones.  We lost grandpa in January 2004, but still the gift lived on.  In the summer

of 2008 it was time for grandma to enter a nursing home for good. One of the pesonal posessions she absoutly

insisted on taking was, you guessed it, that old stump.  Now a whole new audience of nursing staff and

residents were treated to the story of its creation.  Grandma passed away this past June, so this

is my first Christmas without either of them in my life. However as I write this on my kitchen table, the

centerpiece of my home decorations, sits an aged candleholder made for next-to-nothing yet more valuable

than all the worlds gold.  So this Christmas as you go from store to store, then home to wrap the gifts,

remember that sometimes the old cliche' is true --that with some gifts it really is the thought that counts.

 

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RickyRocker
Mother Knows Best
Posted December 9, 2009 by RickyRocker

The countdown to Christmas was on but Mother was slightly troubled. Some of her children just didn't seem to

be in the holiday spirit. Perhaps they were worried about buying presents and how they could possibly afford

 them. Maybe, just maybe, one or two was feeling blue because of the way mother had been treated over the last

 few years.  Oh sure the children still sang their Yuletide songs. The decorations adorned as usual. The tv

 was still full of commercials and programs meant to tug at both the heartstrings and the pursestrings. But

somehow things just didn't seem like Christmas yet.  It seemed to mother that things were so much more festive

in earlier times -- before the scars and the pain of betrayal by those she held so dear.  Oh well, maybe someday

they would appreciate all her gifts. But as for now what could she possibly do to rekindle the low smoldering

ember of holiday spirit?  "Ah, I've got it!" mother said to no one in particular. And with that exclamation she

blew gently into the breeze and waved her hand as if saluting a long-forgotten friend.  As she did, a cleansing

 white snow began to fall across the land.  "Merry Christmas my children. I love you" Mother Nature said as

she bowed her head, turned, and disappeared into the swirling opaque whiteness.

 

RickyRocker
Christmas at USA Network Now
Posted December 18, 2008 by RickyRocker

A USA Chat Now Christmas

 

'Twas the night before Christmas at USA Chat Now

And all of the hosts were having a cow

The server had crashed, sad but true

So all of the chatters were feeling quite blue

 

The text messages were sent with the greatest of care

In the hopes TearsAreFallen soon would be there

No Lobby, no Speaker, no Romance or Cam

All had locked up, as the chatters said 'damn'

 

Suddenly from Wisconsin there arose such a noise!

In staggered Saint Tears, after a night with the boys

Three sheets to the wind, his nose it did glow

Much like Rudolphs on a night filled with snow

 

Disrupted were his plans for some Christmas passion

As he'd hoped Sinamon would model her lingerie fashions

With intoxicated befuddlement he scratched his head

The server looked fine, but the whole site was dead

 

Suddenly a revelation that made Saint Tears cower

"Aww damn" he said. "We've lost all our power"

What could he do to juice up the site?

No way to get a generator this time of night

 

With revelation and insight Tears started to squeal

"I'll power it with hosts, like hamsters on a wheel."

On Lady, On Niki, On Immortal Soul

Get yourselves moving, come on, gotta roll

 

On Nickel, and Prick, and White Dragon too

Get those wheels turning. You know what to do!

On Gunny, On Rednck, and ApacheMoon

Gotta get power back to the site soon

 

At once from the server came a reassuring glow

The power was back. Now on with the show!

The rooms were reset in a most careful way

So once again all chatters could have their say

 

As he rambled off in search of more beer

Saint Tears wished us all some holiday cheer

Merry Chatmas to all, and to all please chat nice.