Beef Jerky, the smell of gasoline, Mud, Exhaust fumes, the heat of a fire, and Loud noises.

The elephant mating season, cold toilet seats, peeing in the rain, nuns with gas, dust, biggie smalls (that's where one boob is significantly bigger than the other), Girls that try to kiss you right after they gave a speech at the oval office (if you don't get that joke, you're fired), burnt biscuits. I think that jusssst about covers it.

Hey hows it going...well in a nutshell I lived in england for four years that's pretty much my past. I'm always down for a good time, and I'm always having fun with life. Good times and fun are two things I must have at all costs. Anyways If i revealed all of myself on here then we'd have nothing to talk about so if you want to know more just throw me a line sometime.